Day 12 - A jungle animal

Well it's been almost a year since day ten but here we go. Day 11 is on hold until I have an interesting enough dream.

Anyway here is my pretty underwhelming painting of a frog, which I should probably partially credit to the national geographic photo or whatever it was that I copied it from.

Pepe xx

Day 10: A Treasured Object

30 day art challenge - the best joke we've made

This took fucking ages and there is so much wrong with it but I AM READY TO MOVE ON. This is my jewellery box by the way. Sorry for the month-long break


Chinaman

Day 10: A Treasured Object

Finding a treasured object involved going through the cupboard in the attic to find some of my old stuff, but I saw a large spider which made me grab one of my favourite beanie babies and get out quick :L 

Acrylic..not the greatest really.

Pepe x

Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

So after a veery long gap between day 8 and 9 here's something new, yaaay
Don't click on it caus the lines aren't clean and slick like Skarbadass

so this is...Sandstoned?

Pepe xx

Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

Evolution of Skarmory, I call it Skarbadass


Chinaman

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

Snoop Is my favourite person ever.
I feel like I should make a joke about black people but I don't think I am in a position to..


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR A POKEMON


Chinaman xxxxxxxxxx
PS our fat people are so funny

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

So this was meant to be Snoop Dogg but there wasn't much time and effort involved, so it looks more like his second cousin or something...will try harder next time!

Conte crayon

Pepe xx

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years time (worst case scenario)

Oh wow this is quality


I guess the explanation is that my metabolism catches up with me, and my weight increases in tandem with alcohol consumption and gambling.. but 4 limbs intact, get in there!

Pepe x

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years' time (worst case scenario)

Well, it says worst case scenario so I went all out.. 


I have lost my arms and legs in a freak ice cream truck accident, and I am also chronically obese. I am a maths teacher working at a private boys' school and my students make fun of me every day and don't learn anything. I have this job because by 2022, all schools must employ racial minorities and disabled people so that young people don't think they're freaks (I tick all the boxes), but I'm not technically qualified so I live off my measly benefits. Also, I am incontinent, so I will shit myself every so often and a student will have to fetch someone to wheel me away and clean me up. Oh, and no one loves me.


Don't even ask me how I wrote on the chalkboard, someone probably did it for me before the lesson


I think I'm a horrible person
Chinaman

Day 6: An Anatomical Study

biro

So we're doing abortion jokes now? Yeah baby!

Hopefully that pun was obvious, even if it was poorly conceived...

But seriously, I'm not sure if abortion jokes are a step up or down on the politically correct ladder..

Pepe xx