Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

So after a veery long gap between day 8 and 9 here's something new, yaaay
Don't click on it caus the lines aren't clean and slick like Skarbadass

so this is...Sandstoned?

Pepe xx

Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

Evolution of Skarmory, I call it Skarbadass


Chinaman

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

Snoop Is my favourite person ever.
I feel like I should make a joke about black people but I don't think I am in a position to..


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR A POKEMON


Chinaman xxxxxxxxxx
PS our fat people are so funny

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

So this was meant to be Snoop Dogg but there wasn't much time and effort involved, so it looks more like his second cousin or something...will try harder next time!

Conte crayon

Pepe xx

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years time (worst case scenario)

Oh wow this is quality


I guess the explanation is that my metabolism catches up with me, and my weight increases in tandem with alcohol consumption and gambling.. but 4 limbs intact, get in there!

Pepe x

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years' time (worst case scenario)

Well, it says worst case scenario so I went all out.. 


I have lost my arms and legs in a freak ice cream truck accident, and I am also chronically obese. I am a maths teacher working at a private boys' school and my students make fun of me every day and don't learn anything. I have this job because by 2022, all schools must employ racial minorities and disabled people so that young people don't think they're freaks (I tick all the boxes), but I'm not technically qualified so I live off my measly benefits. Also, I am incontinent, so I will shit myself every so often and a student will have to fetch someone to wheel me away and clean me up. Oh, and no one loves me.


Don't even ask me how I wrote on the chalkboard, someone probably did it for me before the lesson


I think I'm a horrible person
Chinaman

Day 6: An Anatomical Study

biro

So we're doing abortion jokes now? Yeah baby!

Hopefully that pun was obvious, even if it was poorly conceived...

But seriously, I'm not sure if abortion jokes are a step up or down on the politically correct ladder..

Pepe xx

Day 6: Anatomical study

What's red, sticky and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion


Chinaman

Day 5: Someone diseased

Was originally gonna spend loads of time on this one, but didn't account for hangovers..so it's pretty sketchy

I a quite pink you know, it could work..

Pepe x

Day 5: Someone diseased

Charcoal, A2
Elephantiasis yo. Wiki it and you'll see da reference and more cool pix


I just thought Pepe, if you were whiter we could have called this Chinky and Pinky


mwah


PS. heheh boobies