Day 10: A Treasured Object

30 day art challenge - the best joke we've made

This took fucking ages and there is so much wrong with it but I AM READY TO MOVE ON. This is my jewellery box by the way. Sorry for the month-long break


Chinaman

Day 10: A Treasured Object

Finding a treasured object involved going through the cupboard in the attic to find some of my old stuff, but I saw a large spider which made me grab one of my favourite beanie babies and get out quick :L 

Acrylic..not the greatest really.

Pepe x

Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

So after a veery long gap between day 8 and 9 here's something new, yaaay
Don't click on it caus the lines aren't clean and slick like Skarbadass

so this is...Sandstoned?

Pepe xx

Day 9: A new breed of Pokemon

Evolution of Skarmory, I call it Skarbadass


Chinaman

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

Snoop Is my favourite person ever.
I feel like I should make a joke about black people but I don't think I am in a position to..


I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR A POKEMON


Chinaman xxxxxxxxxx
PS our fat people are so funny

Day 8: Portrait of a black person

So this was meant to be Snoop Dogg but there wasn't much time and effort involved, so it looks more like his second cousin or something...will try harder next time!

Conte crayon

Pepe xx

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years time (worst case scenario)

Oh wow this is quality


I guess the explanation is that my metabolism catches up with me, and my weight increases in tandem with alcohol consumption and gambling.. but 4 limbs intact, get in there!

Pepe x

Day 7: What you'll be doing in 10 years' time (worst case scenario)

Well, it says worst case scenario so I went all out.. 


I have lost my arms and legs in a freak ice cream truck accident, and I am also chronically obese. I am a maths teacher working at a private boys' school and my students make fun of me every day and don't learn anything. I have this job because by 2022, all schools must employ racial minorities and disabled people so that young people don't think they're freaks (I tick all the boxes), but I'm not technically qualified so I live off my measly benefits. Also, I am incontinent, so I will shit myself every so often and a student will have to fetch someone to wheel me away and clean me up. Oh, and no one loves me.


Don't even ask me how I wrote on the chalkboard, someone probably did it for me before the lesson


I think I'm a horrible person
Chinaman

Day 6: An Anatomical Study

biro

So we're doing abortion jokes now? Yeah baby!

Hopefully that pun was obvious, even if it was poorly conceived...

But seriously, I'm not sure if abortion jokes are a step up or down on the politically correct ladder..

Pepe xx

Day 6: Anatomical study

What's red, sticky and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion


Chinaman

Day 5: Someone diseased

Was originally gonna spend loads of time on this one, but didn't account for hangovers..so it's pretty sketchy

I a quite pink you know, it could work..

Pepe x

Day 5: Someone diseased

Charcoal, A2
Elephantiasis yo. Wiki it and you'll see da reference and more cool pix


I just thought Pepe, if you were whiter we could have called this Chinky and Pinky


mwah


PS. heheh boobies

Day 4: A fantasy fish

pimp fish so sexy, reverse mermaid is his bottom bitch

chinaman

Day 4: Fantasy fish

Modesty aside, I've outdone myself here..

no time to find jokes, gotta study!!

Pepe x

Day 3: plant.

will leave it a while before I use oil pastels again...


What do asians do with erections?

Vote.

ok poor taste..well they're all in poor taste tbh :P

Pepe xx

Day 3: Plant

Honeysuckle in watercolour

What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco

Okay that was like the same as the last one but there aren't many Spanish jokes around even when I'm just modifying Mexican ones

Chinaman

Day 2: Caricature

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.


Not really a burn but I liked that one heheh.
I love Jackie Chan's nose
This is such a dodgy picture




Chinaman <3

Day 2: Caricature

A few hours in photoshop, hopefully it's clear who it is..

Click for sexy resolution

What is a cloak?

    The mating call of a Chinese toad.
                 
                      Pepe x

Belated day 1:

Errr not really worth the wait unfortunately, my camera destroyed the quality of the pencil drawings so I tried to rescue it in photoshop..with limited success :L

How do you blindfold an asian?

With dental floss

Ouch.

Btw Chinaman your painting is insane, especially considering your visual impairment ;)

Day 1: Your hands

A3, acrylic paint


Why do Spanish cars have such small steering wheels?
So they can drive wearing handcuffs.




Ruv from the Chinaman

Pepe and Chinky's artistic adventure

All the 30-day art challenges we found on Google were shitty, so we formulated our own.

30-day art challenge

Must do at least 1 of:

·         Pencil drawing

·         Biro

·         Digital medium

·         Oil pastel

·         Charcoal

·         Paint

·         Colour pencil

·         Watercolour/conte crayon

·         A mix of 2 or more of the above

1.       Your hands

2.       A caricature of a famous person/anyone else you know

3.       A plant

4.       A fantasy fish

5.       Someone diseased

6.       An anatomical study http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/historicalanatomies/quain_home.html

7.       What you'll be doing in 10 years time (worst case scenario)

8.       Portrait of a black person

9.       A new breed of pokemon

10.   A treasured object

11.   One of your most recent dreams

12.   A jungle animal

13.   A design for a life-changing invention

14.   Something made of glass (not from a photo)

15.   A fairytale

16.   A shoe (not from a photo)

17.   A fantasy tree

18.   A still life involving 3 items from your fridge/cupboard

19.   An anatomical study http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/historicalanatomies/quain_home.html

20.   An outdoor scene drawn en plein air

21.   A dress

22.   A self portrait

23.   A pokemon in a realistic style

24.   A movie screenshot  http://www.cinemasquid.com/blu-ray/movies/screenshots

25.   A character from anything

26.   A celebrity

27.   A building

28.   Something from mythology

29.   A copy of work by your favourite artist

30. If you were a dinosaur..