Day 6: An Anatomical Study

biro

So we're doing abortion jokes now? Yeah baby!

Hopefully that pun was obvious, even if it was poorly conceived...

But seriously, I'm not sure if abortion jokes are a step up or down on the politically correct ladder..

Pepe xx

Day 6: Anatomical study

What's red, sticky and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion


Chinaman

Day 5: Someone diseased

Was originally gonna spend loads of time on this one, but didn't account for hangovers..so it's pretty sketchy

I a quite pink you know, it could work..

Pepe x

Day 5: Someone diseased

Charcoal, A2
Elephantiasis yo. Wiki it and you'll see da reference and more cool pix


I just thought Pepe, if you were whiter we could have called this Chinky and Pinky


mwah


PS. heheh boobies

Day 4: A fantasy fish

pimp fish so sexy, reverse mermaid is his bottom bitch

chinaman

Day 4: Fantasy fish

Modesty aside, I've outdone myself here..

no time to find jokes, gotta study!!

Pepe x

Day 3: plant.

will leave it a while before I use oil pastels again...


What do asians do with erections?

Vote.

ok poor taste..well they're all in poor taste tbh :P

Pepe xx

Day 3: Plant

Honeysuckle in watercolour

What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco

Okay that was like the same as the last one but there aren't many Spanish jokes around even when I'm just modifying Mexican ones

Chinaman

Day 2: Caricature

How many Spaniards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just Juan.


Not really a burn but I liked that one heheh.
I love Jackie Chan's nose
This is such a dodgy picture




Chinaman <3

Day 2: Caricature

A few hours in photoshop, hopefully it's clear who it is..

Click for sexy resolution

What is a cloak?

    The mating call of a Chinese toad.
                 
                      Pepe x

Belated day 1:

Errr not really worth the wait unfortunately, my camera destroyed the quality of the pencil drawings so I tried to rescue it in photoshop..with limited success :L

How do you blindfold an asian?

With dental floss

Ouch.

Btw Chinaman your painting is insane, especially considering your visual impairment ;)

Day 1: Your hands

A3, acrylic paint


Why do Spanish cars have such small steering wheels?
So they can drive wearing handcuffs.




Ruv from the Chinaman

Pepe and Chinky's artistic adventure

All the 30-day art challenges we found on Google were shitty, so we formulated our own.

30-day art challenge

Must do at least 1 of:

·         Pencil drawing

·         Biro

·         Digital medium

·         Oil pastel

·         Charcoal

·         Paint

·         Colour pencil

·         Watercolour/conte crayon

·         A mix of 2 or more of the above

1.       Your hands

2.       A caricature of a famous person/anyone else you know

3.       A plant

4.       A fantasy fish

5.       Someone diseased

6.       An anatomical study http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/historicalanatomies/quain_home.html

7.       What you'll be doing in 10 years time (worst case scenario)

8.       Portrait of a black person

9.       A new breed of pokemon

10.   A treasured object

11.   One of your most recent dreams

12.   A jungle animal

13.   A design for a life-changing invention

14.   Something made of glass (not from a photo)

15.   A fairytale

16.   A shoe (not from a photo)

17.   A fantasy tree

18.   A still life involving 3 items from your fridge/cupboard

19.   An anatomical study http://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/historicalanatomies/quain_home.html

20.   An outdoor scene drawn en plein air

21.   A dress

22.   A self portrait

23.   A pokemon in a realistic style

24.   A movie screenshot  http://www.cinemasquid.com/blu-ray/movies/screenshots

25.   A character from anything

26.   A celebrity

27.   A building

28.   Something from mythology

29.   A copy of work by your favourite artist

30. If you were a dinosaur..